OK people hold on tight cause I am on a rant tonight.
Where is Winnipeg?? No one seems to know!
Normally I don’t get my hair in a knot about people not knowing about where Winnipeg is because we are pretty laid back and just out of the way.
Except for the fact that we are in the center of the fucking continent people. LOOK please just take a small break and look at a map. If your reading me here you have good goggle something or other.
OK, everyone settled? Are you sitting comfortably? Then we’ll begin.
Mayor Ford, Toronto is still part of Canada is it not? We all see the same Maple Leaf flag flying high over us? So what gives when you think that Windsor, Ontario is part of Manitoba?
We all know you’re not the sharpest knife in the roll, but for fuck sakes. Pull your head out of your Southern Ontario ass and look around. Did you even realize that Ontario exists outside of the GTA? There is another side to the Ontario map you know it includes places like Kenora, North Bay, Thunder Bay, Souix Lookout, and my home town of Fort Frances. Also not in the view of Windsor (Not Winnipeg, Manitoba).
Next victim please.
CBS News I am going to go a little easier on you.
You’re American and I know that you don’t know much out of the way of Krispy Kreme and Big Macs.
Don’t get me wrong I like you guys, much like I love a retard cousin, Unlike the excited states we love to read books, and more than often write books. So how do you always get us wrong?? Discussion is more than just lies and partisan bullshit, and may I elate that our Canadian economy is kicking your ass?
Canadians like you say love to give, often the shoes off our feet. We are a giving kind people. So would it be so hard for you to get your facts right??
Your not Canadian so we don’t expect perfection so at least get the province right.
I would also like to send a direct message to Tucker Carlson, why are Canadians so hard assed and tough. Because we have to be, we have the largest and laziest economy right next to us. We have to be hard, we have to be tough. We don’t give up. America has stood on its laurels for half a century and gutted its economy overseas. You have no resources, you are reliant for half the world for your own energy.
I suggest in the most Canadian apologetic terms that you please put down your Whoppers and pick up your boot straps. It’s going to be North America (Canada and USA) vs. Asia in very short order. I suggest you get your house in order.
Not so much to ask is it?
Bob
Exploring Winnipeg and Beyond. 