Dear Canada please bring the cold. Our neighbors are getting noisy again. Too much loud noise, and for gods sake shut up that crazy old man who lives downstairs.
Bloody hell since he moved in it’s been nothing but commotion. Screaming like the joker in some damn Batman sequel. That he was never in but is still a fucking joke today.
I may have said this to many people over the years but I believe it to be true, cold is Canada’s greatest asset. It keeps the assholes out.
Come on big dudes, walk in thigh deep snow hunting, or to grab a case of beer.
Just because you carry a gun does not make you a man.
I guess the point I am making is that you don’t have to carry a weapon to be a man. To be a man is to do what you can is to make things better.