All Hail King 45

ALL BOW LOW AND BE RESPECTFUL OF 45. HE DEMANDS OBEDIENCE.

Not only from his own but from the whole world he covets. Do not challenge his wisdom, there is none. Do not dispute his intelligence. It is limited.  Do not try his patience, he can’t spell it so he won’t know what that is anyway.

Do not ask him to quote you scripture, he’s never read it. Do not ask about the Holy Quran, he will just treat it like a take out menu. Picking pieces here and there and feeding them to his uneducated masses.   

Please ask him of arts and culture, he craps on a golden throne.  So he must know it all.  But don’t expect any hard discussion it will just be tremendous, the most important and tremendous conversation. Like sex I would suspect, much sound and fury with very little significant action.   Well, big fury little penis.

Investigate, educate, elucidate, hello stand up there and masturbate.   Yell, scream, pound drums.

Then realize, Canada is a welcome refuge for the safe and sane. Sorry no guns. But if you’re educated, industrial and looking for work. Canada is hiring.