Well there are three things on my mind at this moment, well four if you can count how much I miss Charlie Sheen. I am downstairs typing now because I am hiding from the travesty that is Two and a Half Men.
Yes, I know Charlie was a piss-tank of incredible stature and hardly reliable.
But that’s what made the show watchable, watching Two and a Half Men was like watching a train wreck in slow motion. To anyone who has woken up hugging the bowl or next to someone who you don’t recognize the show was like looking in the mirror week after week.
But now with Ashton Kutcher at the helm it’s like wandering into a hospital room and seeing the patient flat line when the doctors don’t have the balls to either use the paddles or pull the plug. I have to hand it to the rest of the cast, they have kept up the same comedic tempo and humor that made Two and a Half Men a success in the first place.
Watching tonight was like driving down a great smooth highway, ya know, all nice and fast just clicking those miles away. Then BANG a pothole, BANG a blown tire, SHIT was that just my transmission? Dead eyes, lifeless eyes, like dolls eyes.
So I chose to write about things I actually care about, I made a Turkey Pot Pie and if it were on Two and a Half Men it would have acted circles around Ashton Kutcher tonight. It was super simple to make, just leftover turkey, gravy and frozen veg all poured into a pie crust that I bought at the store!
Fab, in a pan. I guess that’s what they say overseas.
Also I found a new furry friend, a bunny!! It lives under my jeep and keeps dry from the rain. Is my loathing of this new show sinking in yet?? I fed it celery even though Dar said it might like lettuce much more. I have a picture wanna see?
OK. I’m scaring myself now. Bob put down the keyboard and slowly walk away.
Yes, yes nice bunny, nice bunny.