I have done a great deal of reading on many of the blogs that I follow. It seems that there is a great deal of discussion on the various levels of douchbaggery in society vis-a-vis dating.
Now I will freely admit that I am hardly a top specimen of the male human body. I could really use to lose a few pounds, watch my cholesterol and be kind to animals. But really doesn’t that describe everyone?
Maybe it’s just the blogs I read, I tend to gravitate to chick oriented lit. Even I find male blathering unbearable sometimes, and I am one. But ladies please, give it a rest. Men, ahem, were not put on this earth to give you extreme orgasms every freaking night. We were not placed here to drive you everywhere your pretty heart desires or buy you the filet with lobster.
Yes I know that the movies starring Julia Roberts or Jessie James’ last fuck feature romance and bumbling comedy. But lets face it sometimes dating sucks.
Lord knows I had to wade through the shallow end of the gene pool before I found someone worth hooking up with on a more than occasional basis. Yes sometimes a lay is worth tolerating inane conversation with a cell phone talking date. But sometimes it ain’t.
Now before you get your panties up in a bunch, I am not pointing fingers or taking names. I’ve been there and done that. For many more years than I choose to acknowledge here. Yes we all have our bad dates, the ones that want to make you pull your hair out by the roots and just leave already. But because we were all raised right, scanning the room, we stay and put up with it. At least till the cheque is paid.
Maybe if we’re lucky we get a toss, if not oh well.
I guess I am on my bloody soap box again, but geese people. We are all human. Some of us don’t know how to find a G-Spot. (Well they don’t anyways.) Chalk it up to experience, what doesn’t kill us makes us all stronger. Dammm and with the amount I’ve been through just call me Iron Man.
I’ll get off my soap box now.
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