They say sometimes that the biggest part to getting help is admitting you have a problem. It’s the cornerstone of twelve step programs everywhere. The idea being that you can’t begin the process of recovery until you admit that you are a seriously broken and flawed human being.
Well here I am world I admit it I am a geek. The problem is though I don’t want help. I love taking the time to wallow in utter geekdom, being a partner to one who is seriously NOT a geek leaves me little time to indulge my inner fan boy.
Last night though watching late night TV there she was the smoking rock in my crack pipe. Liana K, (Formerly of Ed and Red’s Night Party) dressed in a school girls uniform bouncing around at E3 Video Games Expo. I felt the rush, the forbidden thrill, the utter abandon. Oh yes I gave into it, I watched slack-jawed as Liana deftly bounced between booths trying out the latest software and dancing to the newest video game sensation. Using Motion capture hardware video game producer Harmonix promises to let you dance in the game using a Rock Band like format. Dance Central will let the Gen X generation dance badly at drunken parties everywhere.
I wished that I had the cash to go out and buy those gaming platforms and take up a permanent residence on my basement couch slowly but surely working an ass grove into the cushions, eating Gamer Grub and drinking Mr Pibb until my body turned into a Jabba the Hutt like form incapable of human contact.
That’s the problem with addiction, we never realize we have a problem until it’s too late. Finally in a moment of clarity I shut off the TV, and stumbled up to bed, before the siren could seduce me further. Lest she start talking about the latest product from Lucasfilm or the plans for a new Indiana Jones Movie. Enough I surrender!
So I stand before you today shaking and bottomed out.
Hi, My name is Bob and I am a Geek.
Authors Note: Since writing this piece I have noticed a trend of people searching for pictures of Leia in a slave girl costume. Since the I am the kind of guy who gives my readers what they want, here you go.
This first one is from Nerd Girl Pinups. A very classy site featuring well…nerd girls posing in various themes. Spend the couple of bucks and help them out.
This second photo features a bevy of beautiful ladies indulging in their metal bikini fantasies.
Lastly even “The King” likes to get in on the action here. Who can blame Elvis for wanting to pose with these lovely ladies.